Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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not so much a jokebut a comment, when i was about 8 i had an operation on y leg, just a muscle biopsy, but a general anesthetic, not something i was looking forward to.
so my dad piped up with the comment "if you're lucky, they won't cut your legs off"
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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:13,
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