Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My Dad always made feisty remarkswhen waiting in traffic behind a hesitant driver, such as:
"I have a string if you want to get out and lead it!" or,
"What shade of green are you waiting for ...a nice chartreuse?"
Edit: My dad died a couple of years ago. Thanks for giving me an excuse to remember his dumb jokes and him.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:26, Reply)
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