Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My dad is always making crap jokes.Things like "I'm proud of you son, I'm a wit, but you're still only half as good as me!"
Or with Iraq "Did you remember the bomb in your bag dad?" :-(
Worst thing is, when he's drunk, he's incredibly funny, a bit like me :-P.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:39, Reply)
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