Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Passed down from my Grandmother , to my father , to meFor three generations now, whenever the grocery shopping is being done, someone in my family has to say "You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a root" whenever purchasing beetroot. This charmer came from my father's mother who probably picked it up from a Benny Hill special or Carry On film.
Also, after anyone went to the toilet he would say to them "Smells like a goanna crawled up your arse and died". In fact I'm sure he still says it.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 4:12, Reply)
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