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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Doody.. :(
On a TV show entitled 'The PJs'- a claymation sort of deal with Eddie Murphys voice, the wife character once told her husband to do his duty, and he replied, 'MY DOODY STINKS!' My dad laugher uproariously for several minutes. This was year's ago, and he still says 'MY DOODY STINKS!' whenever the word 'duty' is uttered. Very embarrasing in public situations.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 4:43, Reply)

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