Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Ahhhhh Dad Jokes!Now I am a Dad I wil have to practice them. My Dad has many, his standard reply to "I'm cold/hungry/tired/dying" was "I'm Jim, nice to meet you". Another favourite was whenever anyone mentioned a chest of drawers he would point to his nipples and then pull down his trousers (chest, off drawers - geddit?). Oh and whenever I took a young lady home he would come in and anounce that he was going to tell us about the birds and the bees then go on to say "the birds go flap, flap, flap and the bees go bzzzzzzz" followed by copious amounts of laughter, I didn't get laid till I was 27. It's no wonder I turned out the way I did really.
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sick_boy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:58,
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