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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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like most of these
this one seems to involve the dinner table in some way...
whenever anyone asks my dad to pass the pepper or salt, my dad will move as though to pass it to them, then continue his arm in a circle, returning the aforementioned condiment to its original resting place. Do you see what he does there? he passes the condiment past us.
My how we laugh, as we crack open his skull and feast on the spicy, crispy brains.
I'm 27 now, and he's 56, but it still comes out every sodding time.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 9:26, Reply)

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