Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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opening jarswhen we where little and couldn't open a jar or tin we would shout for Dad and ask if he could open it
Of course, being the clown he was, he would come along - open the jar, say "Yeah I can open that", then close it again twice as hard as it was !
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 9:44, Reply)
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