Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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baddy daddyFirst post! Whoo hoo
My dad has loads of bad jokes. First on the list is when visiting peoples houses he inevitably comes out with "it's been nice having me" or "the pleasure was all yours". (Shudder)
Second is saying things in threes and then saying "oh my" like in the Wizard of Oz. Example: sausage and egg and beans OH MY!
When I was a spotty teenager my dad used to poke me and sing in irritating sing-song voice "spotty muldoon, spotty muldoon, she's got spots all over her face". Like to point out that I am not called muldoon nor do I know anybody of that name.
Lastly, if anyone ever mentions the word "statue" he always says "no, it's me" (you have to read it carefully). Similarly, if you ask "where's the bin?" he says "i've been nowhere". This only works if you have a yorkshire accent like me......
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 10:14, Reply)
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