Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Every Christmas"Whats big red and eats rocks?"
"I don't know, what is big red and eats rocks" (We have to say this line, he seems to demand it if we don't)
"A big red rock eater!"
I think i may have to kill him soon
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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 10:51,
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