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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Every bleeding lunchtime too
He'd buy a Jamacia cake, he'd put it down on the table and then he'd sit there looking expectantly. Then one of us would (wearily) enquire. "Jamacia Cake?". Quick as a flash would come the quip "No I bought it!". Hil-flipping-larious it was.

He could also balance stools on his nose which was far more entertaining.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 11:03, Reply)

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