Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My wife's dadwas always waiting for someone to remark, upon seeing their cat lick it's own arse, "I wish I could do that".
Imagine the hilarity that ensued one day one day when some said just that, and he replied "well, if you ask him nicely, i bet he'll let you!"
Sadly, he no longer has a cat, and so his opportunities in this direction are somewhat curtailed, but when he visits us (we have a cat), he always reminds us about the whole cat-arse-lick-permission thing.
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edric, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 11:30,
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