Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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just remembered anotheranother one of my dad's 'classics' is to stop at traffic lights (this works especially well with old people) and stare at the pedestrians waiting to cross pulling a window licker face and then shout "got any ice cream?". oh how we laugh
This is actually quite hilarious.
He also has a special bond with the word "Diplodocus" and "Balucitherium" (Pls excuse the spellings anyone who knows about dinosaurs). Example: "jesus, look at the siza of that cat - it's like a chuffing balucitherium"
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:05, Reply)
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