Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Every Sunday Lunch...I get the obligatory:
"Do you want some food to go with your gravy?".
Hilarious.
It's made worse by the fact that he keeps making the joke about 10 times throughout the meal with different combinations of food item/person ensuring that misery is liberally distributed throughout the house :\
Thanks for everything Dad, but the leave the jokes out will you? Ta. ;)
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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:19,
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