Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Lyrics swapMy da will murder song lyrics for sport, and the fewer words that change the meaning the better. His favourite is "Shower with people you love to love" -- and he says it so much it's become a cliche.
EDIT: My Grandad, on the other hand, will answer the phone "Joe's Pool Hall", followed by:
"Hi, Opa, this is Jacob."
"Jacob who?"
"Jacob, your grandson."
(turns to my Oma) "Do you know a Jacob?"
Every Cashing Time
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:24, Reply)
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