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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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the best joke my dad and my mom ever do is that one where they ring you with some important information about some distant relative you haven't see for 8 years.

Then they ring back an hour later and tell you the same bit of information again - without an ounce of irony.

Time to start saving for that nursing home me thinks.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:32, Reply)

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