Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Rhubarb RhubarbWhenever we had stewed rhubarb with custard at home (which for some unknown reason was rather a lot) my dad would wet himself laughing and go into the Oh so familiar routine. He would always do the following, both asking the question and providing the reply inbetween wiping away the tears of hilarity.
' Do you put manure on your rhubarb? NO! We like custard on ours!'
Those long winter evening just flew by.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:37, Reply)
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