Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Out of lurking for this one...I was driving over the Pennines with my parents one evening on the way to Manchester. The sun was setting, the sky was full of reds oranges, and yellows, the hills silhouetted against this gorgeous sky. My mum turns to us and says, "Isn’t that beautiful, you could paint that", good ol' pops comments "you'd need a bloody big brush!"
*cough*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:41, Reply)
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