Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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This was quite funny...at the timeWhen I was about six or so, my dad dropped my mum off at work every day and picked her up, and when we did, we'd drive past a bacon factory. One day, he said, pointing out the car park in front of it, 'Look at all the cars porked in the porking spaces.'
Like I said, it was funny...at the time.
There are many more Dad classics, but most of them are already on here.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:08, Reply)
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