Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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my dad eh?doesn't make many, but I think it must have skipped a generation because I make loads of dad jokes.
We were about to go on holiday to Turkey...
Sister: Mum, is Turkey like Egypt?
Me: No, it's like chicken!!
Boo-yeah!
Team name at last nights pub quiz?
We wish you a Merry Quizmas!
Swish!
P.Diddy's new ringtone?
*bling bling*
zing!
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fishsticks, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:23,
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