Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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my dadI had my childhood friend visiting for a while when I was about 15 (we were once very close and we make it a habit to catch up every now and then)
Bearing in mind she comes from a VERY fundamentalist Christian family, any kind of rude, innapropriate, or suggestive joke is completely beyond her.
Anyways.. We were sitting down to a nice family meal of fajitas (dont ask) when my older brother decides to make the biggest fajita he can.. it needed two tortillas to wrap it up.. it was massive. we were giggling about this anyway, and wondering how the hell he was going to eat it.
Then my dad, with his wonderful sense of timing comes out with the little gem:
'Go on then son, get your lips around that and give it a nice big suck'
I nearly died laughing and almost fell off my chair. My poor friend however turned the brightest red ever and didnt know whether to laugh or leave the room.
Good old dad...
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:32, Reply)
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