Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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vee haf vays!!!!My dad would sometimes take on an accent of a German WWII interrogator for no apparent reason, usually when asking a question, usually followed by "vee haf vays!!!"
I can't remember me or my brother ever laughing at this but that never deterred him.
Once he did it when I had my friends round. He popped his hear round the door and said "vere are yu sleeping?!". This made my mates collapse with laughter.
Because of this made my dad thought he was rather a hit with them.
Unfortunately he was. My mates kept repeating the phrase "vere are yu sleeping?!" for years afterwards.
Of course none of this will stop me from doing the same to my kids.......
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:44, Reply)
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