Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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This one from GrandadWhenever I put a shirt on, or have dressed up for some reason he'll turn to me and say -
"Who's a fart smeller then?"
Fart Smeller = Smart Fella
Groan.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:08, Reply)
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