Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My Dad is a bit reserved...Humour rather happened to other people. However when eating peas at tea time he used to say:
"I eat my peas with honey,
I've done so all my life,
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on the knife"
Hilarious. Mind you it made a change to hear the old boy speak. Also everytime you wondered over some unidentifiable object in your meal he would say:
"Don't shout, or wave it about, or everyone will want one too!"
This was from the old joke about flys in soup. Everytime. WIthout fail.
Mind you I must be kind, my daughter is five and I find myself cracking crap jokes all the time. Its heart warming to see them laugh like drains over the oldest, lamest jokes you can remember - I guess you don't realise when your little girls' all grown up *sniff*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:16, Reply)
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