Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Dear old PaterBeyond threatening to rip my arms off and beat me over the head with them since I was 3 his favourite was always standing behind an innocent to blow his nose then ruffeling unsuspecting innocent's hair as the snather sounds got really graphic. Loved that to death when I was of an age.
Also:
"You can call me late, but don't call me late for supper! Har har."
"This was back in the 70's when I lived with a band/smoked reefer/could eat what I wanted..."
"Damn floors are loose." (post fart)
"Tea please, hold the R, S, and U."
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:50, Reply)
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