Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Clueless ComedySat in a restaurant with my mum and her boyfriend a couple of years ago, sniggering to myself at the ineptly titled 'chicken spitroast' on the menu - on questioning said I was laughing at "something I'd just remembered from uni" (always was a good fallback, that one).
The waiter trundled over to take the order, and bless his heart boyfriend comes out with: "Can I have the spitroast, please?"
Followed by my mum's: "Yes, I fancy the spitroast too!"
Neither of them having ever developed a sense of humour, they were completely clueless. Kudos, the waiters face froze instantly and I laughed for the rest of the evening.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 15:15, Reply)
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