Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Dear old Grandad RalphThousands have been wiped out in china...
What?
Arseholes!
Do you like birds? Then kiss my arse for a lark then.
That's far fetched, like shit from china.
What are you digging that hole for?
A living.
That's not right or fair, but neither's Louis Armstrong's left arse cheek.
and the classic, as he stormed out of the house after an argument with gran...
What's for dinner?
ARSEHOLES!
Only cook one, I'm not coming back..
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Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 15:52,
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