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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Groan time
My old man has that horrible habbit of repeating the joke about 3times before he shuts up!

Sunday roast he always used to ask my gfriend
if she fancied 'stuffing', much to her embarrassemnt, and my amusement.

When he's really wasted he stands there swaying and says "Alcohol is a preservative..." wtf??!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 16:06, Reply)

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