Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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When I was littlemy Dad would read up on the spoilers for soaps and then announce whilst the family watched Eastenders or Coronation Street - "I bet so and so will do that!"
Me and my brothers would all look at him in amazement being young and naive as the event happened and ask how he knew and he would always turn around and say "It's a gift I have."
Oh - and I forgot to say that he used to tell us continually that we were all adopted. Ha ha. See how we laughed.
Or ask my friend's mother when he used to come and pick me up from her house if she's like to keep me.
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HickyVicki, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 17:06,
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