Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Every timeYou ask if dinner is ready, my dad replies, "no, it's a sort of brownish colour".
And every time we go on a journey, my mum ALWAYS pretends to have forgotten the tickets.
What a pair of pranksters.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 17:15, Reply)
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