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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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The pain of it all
"Why do anarchists drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft!"

Also, whenever we've just eaten a big meal he says "a nice little starter, now where's the main course?"
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 17:23, Reply)

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