Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Urine.My dad never locks the toilet door. I go in one day and he's there doing a pee. I say, "Oh, you're in". And he replies, "Yes, urine!" Now he says it any time he comes into the toilet when I'm there.
Also, if he looks at you, and you ask him, "what are you looking at?", he will invariably reply, "I don't know, the label's fallen off."
Every time he comes into the kitchen when I'm making a sandwich or whatever, he always says "good to yourself, aren't you?". No need!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 17:48, Reply)
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