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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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"What day is it?"
"Tuesday, all day"

On seeing a plane/hotairballoon/bungee whatever..

"I wouldn't like to be up there in that!"
"I wouldn't like to be up there without it!"

Although fair play for a great comment once, when I was telling him about a mate of mine, who was sleeping with two different women at the same time, and was dead proud/chuffed about the whole affair..

"Honestly, he's like a dog with two dicks.."
"More like a dick with two dogs."
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:13, Reply)

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