Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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meet my dad, he'll show you what a real un-funny dad isMy dad has decided recently to make a small jokebook, listing his most commonly used puns, heres the only ones i can make sense out of. This is by no means the worst of his material, this is only the ones he uses so very often he feels the need to write them down.
Hepatitis B - a very dangerous insect
Hepatitis C - a dangerous place to swim
Action Man / auction man - speaks for itself realy
CV - a defunct CD
Also, he has listed all the puns he can make from what he hears on the radio. These include:
Anti war campainers - anti-walk campainers
Stay listening - Stale listening
Afraif of heights - afraid of fights
war memorial - warm memorial
antiques dealers - antique stealers
adult humour - adult tumour
your number one - yawn number one
we deliver - weedy liver
for that reason alone - for that treason alone
no chance - no chants
so do we - soda wee
just heard - just turd
My dad feels the need to say these repeatedly every time he hears a phrase that sounds remotely like one of his pre prepared puns, for the love of god, someone help me, i'm going mad.
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:28,
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