Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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I just called to say I love you.I don’t see my Dad very often, but I can 100% guarantee that at some time during a meeting the following conversation will arise:
Dad: Have you seen Stevie Wonders piano?
Me: No
Dad: Neither has he!
(Boom! Boom!)
He thinks it's bloody hilarious, and I cringe every single time he tells me it. Surely blind people aren’t that funny?
Have you seen David Blunketts new policies on crime?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:38, Reply)
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