Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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this one went on for a whileTo set the scane he house is lovely that time of year, all sorts of plants, including blooming fushias on the mantelpiece
from behind his news paper my dad leaps up and stands in front of the mantel piece
"guess the film" he says
we guess, we fail to guess right for some time, some days later we give in
"back to the fushia" he admits
edit/ wow i just read further down and someone else was inflicted with this joke too...sympathy:)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:40,
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