Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My Dad's favourite joke:Him: "Knock knock"
Victim: "Who's there?"
Him: "M, A, B, it's a big horse."
Victim: (What? Okay...)"M, A, B, it's a big horse... who?"
Him: "M, A, B, it's a big horse I'm a Londoner that I live in London tooooowwnnnn-ah!"
Yes, I know it doesn't make sense. Unfortunately I've inherited his ropey sense of humour.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 23:14, Reply)
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