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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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If ever anyone mentions being deaf
or not having heard you, the correct dad reflex action is "PARDON?"

I have to make a monumental effort not to do this as well, although as I get older I may just give in to the urge. In fact I found myself saying it to my girlfriend's daughter last night.

I think it must be a dad thing because you have a fresh new audience who should be receptive to your jokes, no matter how lame they are. Alternatively it could just be the natural perpetuation of weak humour which is why we can still watch Last of the Summer Wine.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 2:37, Reply)

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