Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Actually, come to think of it...My dad did have one particularly lame joke that went like this:
An old bloke in hospital doesn't want nurses giving him a sponge bath, so he just asks for the water etc.
Nurse returns, "OK mister Jones, how did you go?"
To which Mr Jones replies "Well, I washed up as far as possible and down as far as possible"
Nurse: "And what about Possible?"
Lame enough by itself, but thereafter whenever we went swimming, 'Possible' was the term used for the last step you took as you waded in icy waters before the stinging cold reached your precious parts!
More often than not, he'd then repeat the joke! aargh!
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woowoowoo, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 2:39,
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