Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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the guy who searched all his life for the meaning of lifeand his fruitless ardous trek across the world. He eventually ends up in some terrible country about to give up but someone tells him there's this guy lives on the mountain that guaranteed knows the meaning of life.
and the guy climbs the trecherous mountain and braves the obstacles and finally in the back of this cave is a very old man sitting naked in lotus position with his beard grown into the rock and shit.
and the 9old man opens his eyes
- what have you come here for my son.
- i heard you know the meaning of life. i have searched all my life and learned nothing.
- indeed i know the meaning of life . . .
. . .life is a fountain . . .
. . .
and the guys like - what? what the hell? i come all this way and you tell me life is a fountain? what kind of stupid trite lame ridiculous bullshit is thus.
he's all raging around like this and the old man looks up and says,
- you mean it's not?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 3:25, Reply)
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