Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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I had a paper roundwhen i was in my teens, that had too many papers to do on a bike (was one of the crappy shopper papers) so basically had to walk everywhere. My dad piped up 'well, is suppose it's better than walking the streets!' Guffaw.
Then 2 days later we were talking about postmen for some reason or another and my dad says 'not a bad job, it's better than walking the streets' Please stop dad
Plus he used to come up with amusing nicknames for my mates like Dan the man and my personal favorite Martin with the parting
Ye gods
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 10:34, Reply)
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