Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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when making teamum says "put the kettle on then" and Dad replies "i don't think it will fit"
every time
or when me or my brother rings the front door Dad or Grandad will answer and say "not today please" or "round the back" (old tradesmen jokes" and then shut the door in our face.
Hilarious.
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nononononoyes, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 11:27,
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