Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My Dad is Down with the KidsMy go: my dad, bless him, tries to use 'cool' slang words to make him more ‘down with the kids’. The most recent word he picked and used in front of my whole family and my girlfriend (who was meeting them for the first time) was...... 'BONAR'.
For those of you who aren’t familiar with this term, it's schoolboy slang for erection. By some godforsaken process of reasoning he thought it meant good, excellent, cool.
Unfortunately I had forgotten to order a hole in the ground to swallow me at that point in time....
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sadako, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 11:43,
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