Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Upon me asking where the toilet ismy old grandad always (as in without fail) says "Mention my name, you'll get a good seat". It always makes me cry with laughter.
Oh, no, I just meant cry.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 12:53, Reply)
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