Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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dad jokeswithout fail, my dad used to pick up bananas and point at his nearest child shouting"CAREFUL THIS BANANA'S LOADED".
He also used to do a tapdance while reciting the line " they told me i'd never tapdance again with my wooden leg, but i sure showed them" oh dear
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 13:23, Reply)
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