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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Ah yes, 16 years a Dad and my jokes are honed to perfection. Most (I'm proud to say), are completely off the cuff and therefore totally forgetable within 30 seconds.

One of my most annoying ones is when someone will say - my daughter for example - "If Mandy rings, I'm in the bath"

Me:"Where will you be if she doesn't ring?" hurr, hurr.

I also annoy my daughter by repeating the following at least once a year: Three years ago we had a 'secret santa' at work. We were trying to decide who should be Santa.

"It'll have to be you because you're so old" piped up my late 20s team mate and general dick.

"Well it can't be you Mike, because he's supposed to be fat and jolly, and you're only one of those." was my stinging reply.

I thang you!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 14:09, Reply)

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