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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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dad in training
luckily my dad is not that bad (as in he says only the standard fair like the classic excuse me "why what have you done?" ones) but i'm 17 and already on my way, already in training for crap replies. My personal favourite is when someone is late
whoever "where's my car keys?"
me: "this is no time to be changing into a pair of fashional trousers"
the good old car keys khakis connection. Also there's the greatly annoying how long questions that have already been postaged, but hey, it is after all a classic and must therefore be used.
I swear to God i slay myself. And only myself
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 15:00, Reply)

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