Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Not actually my dad,but it's very dad-ish.
A bloke I used to work with in an office supply place would, when he sold any bit of Brother kit, struggle down from the stock room, wheezing and panting. He'd then only just get the box to the countertop. When the customer remarked that they wern't expecting it to be heavy, he'd reply "it's not heavy, it's my brother"
Badum dish.
Every fucking time. Fair doos tho, old Trevor was a total diamond geezer - and top bloke.
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bowdie, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 15:58,
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