Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Not really crap but really funnyMy Dad 's annecdotes are so funny; i cant really think of him ever saying a crap one. (sorry). He's Irish and his accent just makes them funnier! well here's some gems;
large lady walks past- (not fat mind)- "cor she's a good breeder"!
If your relectant to do something- "ahragh your like a dog fcukin a bag of nails".
Managing Director told my Dad to do something he didn't like once so he said "Fcuk off, your nothing more than a dirty whore". (his accent makes it sound like who-er)This was reported and he went before the full board who asked him many times to repeat EXACTLY what he said to the M.D. Surprisingly the M.D got fired! i think it had something to do with claiming that the M.D hated him because my Dad is Southern Ireland Catholic and M.D was a Northern Irish Protestant. could qualify for biggest lie to.
My Dad's great!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 16:36, Reply)
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