Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My dad has so many terrible jokes that I'm having trouble remembering most of them...Whenever anyone says that they're strong/getting stronger/etc, my dad always quips "Yes, but smell isn't everything."
This one's not really a joke, but more of an annoying habit...my father LOVES the scene in Braveheart where the Irish guy who "speaks" to God says to Mel Gibson "The Lord says he can get me out of this...but he's pretty sure you're fucked." My dad never hesitates to quote this scene verbatim in a terrible (fake) Scottish accent whenever anyone is talking about Scotland, Ireland, Braveheart, Mel Gibson, films, accents, delusional people, etc (you get the idea).
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 16:46, Reply)
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